Kryal Castle

Tonight, Daph and Ern are sleeping in a castle.

Kryal Castle was dreamed up by Keith Ryall, an eccentric guy who made his fortune making and selling plate armour. Then he became King of his own medieval castle! Nowadays, it’s a hotel and theme park where you can watch jousting events, have archery sieges, get lost in a maze, or marvel at the torture devices used for punishment in the Middle Ages.

Again, Daph and Ern are left wondering at what stage humans become arseholes. Following extensive research via Aunty Google, we discover that we are arseholes from pre-conception. Human history has been, and will most probably always be, violent and barbaric. Daph wants to be a cat.