I am ZENNED!!!!

Popped into the Crystal Castle to get our Zen on. Walked the kora[1] to find inner peace, listened to the plants sing, and massaged our feet on the reflexology path.

Daph: “It hurts!”

Ern: “That’s because your feet are f**ked.”

Daph: “Look at you, all self-righteous and Zen.”

Ern jogs around the reflexology path.

Ern lost all his Zen on the treacherous mountainous road with hairpin bends back out to the M1.

Daph: “Where’s your Zen now?”

Ern: “I AM ZENNED!!!!”

Daph: “Rub your crystal.”

[1] Tibetan Buddhist tradition: a meditative walk around a temple or stupa (Buddhist shrine).